Taunt Status for Girlfriend, Insult Girls Whatsapp Status
We truly understand that being with a girl is not easy, specially when she’s your girlfriend. Does she makes you a lot of fun at parties ? Or she keeps taunting and insulting you all the time ?
Time for revenge!
Use the following taunt status for girlfriend and she’ll never put her fingers at you next time 🙂
Taunt Status for Girlfriend
- I love my girl, but sometimes I wonder what she’s thinking.
- Does anyone have a girl that makes you carry their purse?
- My favorite thing is when my girlfriend falls asleep with her mouth open—I love taking photos.
- My girlfriend always sings in the shower—it’s hilarious.
- On long car rides, my girl thinks she’s on American Idol and sings the whole time.
- I think it’s hilarious when your girlfriend thinks you’re sleeping and farts.
- How can you be a woman today and not know how to cook?
- Sometimes I just don’t get how many times a girl can lock herself out of her own apartment.
- If it wasn’t for me, I think my girlfriend would have to walk home every day.
- Anyone have a girlfriend whose cooking is so bad, they’ve perfected the cringe face?
- Every time my girlfriend walks passed a puppy, she almost melts—it’s hilarious!
- Thank God I’m around, or my girl would get stuck in her bedroom every time there’s a spider.
- No matter how much my girlfriend works out, she still can’t open a jar to save her life.
- I don’t know why girls get so mad about the toilet seat—just put it down!
- Watching girlfriends fall in heels is both hilarious and sad at the same time.
- Whenever we go out, my girl can’t last two seconds without getting food on her clothes!
- Does anyone have a Netflix that’s just full of dramas like me?
- Whenever I want to Netflix and chill, it always has to be what my girlfriend chooses—ugh!
- Thanks to my girlfriend, I have seen all the seasons of every reality show known to man.
- I know that is a certain someone is sad, all I have to do is play Adele and they’re good.
- Why does everyone’s girlfriend love One Direction so much?
- I don’t know what my girlfriend carries in her purse but it is really heavy.
- Before I had a girlfriend, I never went to brunch on Sundays.
- I’ve never seen my girl madder then when I hid her favorite lipstick.
- If I’ve learned anything from my girlfriend, it’s not to get between a girl and her make-up.
- Whenever I make my girlfriend mad, I just buy her more make-up and she’s happy again.
- I don’t understand why girls need so much make-up—isn’t one enough?
- How are guys supposed to know which kind of tampon to buy their girlfriend?
- How many coloring books could one person own?
- I don’t understand how one girl could eat nothing but salad!
- My girlfriend spends all day at the gym just to eat Ben and Jerrys at home.
- My girlfriend has enough jewelry to open her own store.
- Girls must never sleep because every time I wake up, my girl is cleaning.
- Tell me how there are two closets in the apartment and both of them are my girlfriends.
- Girls have so much clothes—I’m not even sure they can wear all of them in one year.
- If girls spent less money on clothes, they’d literally be able to feed a starving family.
- My girlfriend owns so many shoes, she doesn’t have enough places to put them.
- I panic whenever my girlfriend asks me what I think of her outfit—they all look the same!
- Going shoe shopping with my girlfriend is the most boring thing in the world.
- My apartment is literally covered by high heels and sandals.
- I’m going to have to throw some of my stuff out soon to make room for my girl’s clothes and shoes!