Taunt Status for Boyfriend, Insult Boys Whatsapp Status

Taunt Status for Boyfriend, Insult Boys Whatsapp Status

Taunt Status for Boyfriend, Insult Boys Whatsapp Status

Does he always insults you wherever he takes you ? Is your guy a real pain in a** ? If yes, time to teach him a lesson. Insult him, taunt him using our various taunt status for boyfriend and prove him that you’re no less than him!

Taunt Status for Boyfriend

  1. I just came home and my boyfriend is in his underwear playing video games, ugh boys.
  2. Does anyone have a problem getting their boyfriend to do the dishes?
  3. Why are boyfriends so gross?
  4. Does anyone else’s boyfriend fart on them too?
  5. My boyfriend just tried to boil eggs and it was the biggest fail ever.
  6. Sometimes I can’t help but laugh while my boyfriend plays video games with his friends online.
  7. My boyfriend just ripped his pants trying to pick something up from the floor!
  8. Boys always smell so bad!
  9. I don’t think I’ve ever smelled feet worse than my boyfriend’s feet.
  10. Does it take an advanced degree for a boy to put the toilet seat down?
  11. How many times do you think I should tell my boyfriend to put the toilet seat down before he listens?
  12. Nothing is worse than using the bathroom after my boyfriend—disgusting.
  13. Somehow every time I do dishes, my boyfriend manages to dirty more.
  14. At what point in their lives are boys taught to drink from milk cartons?
  15. Nothing drives me crazier than when my boyfriend drinks directly from the orange juice container.
  16. If farts were made of money, my boyfriend would be a millionaire.
  17. I don’t know who is messier, the dog or my boyfriend.
  18. I dread days when it rains because I know my boyfriend will get mud everywhere.
  19. I worked so hard to cook dinner, and in one second, my boyfriend eats it all.
  20. I can’t believe I have to label food in my own apartment so my boyfriend won’t eat it all!
  21. Anyone want to rent my boyfriend for a week so I don’t kill him for being annoying?
  22. Why do boys think they can wear the same clothes for a week and not smell weird?
  23. I can’t believe my boyfriend leaves his socks everywhere and never picks them up!
  24. I’m surprised my boyfriend even knows where the laundry place is—I’ve never seen him do it!
  25. Whenever I go away for work, I worry that my boyfriend will starve to death without me to cook.
  26. How did my boyfriend ever survive before I was part of his life?
  27. My boyfriend went to an Ivy League school and somehow still doesn’t know how to cook.
  28. My boyfriend is so hairy that I have to vacuum the bed after he stays over.
  29. Why do boyfriends think drinking all the water and not replacing it is funny?
  30. Nothing is less attractive than watching your boyfriend shotgun a beer with his college friends.
  31. I just laughed for fifteen minutes straight because my boyfriend fell off the bed!
  32. Why do boyfriends think I want a hug as soon as he gets back from the gym?
  33. My boyfriend spent his entire paycheck on beer and video games—I can’t believe it!
  34. My boyfriend always runs the AC every night and leaves me freezing!
  35. If my boyfriend steals the covers one more time, I am going to slap him.
  36. How does my boyfriend not notice when he pees on the seat?
  37. It’s like boyfriends need directions handed to them on how to replace the toilet paper roll.
  38. My boyfriend may spend all his time working, but somehow I have to handle all the bills.
  39. I hate when my boyfriend doesn’t shave and then wants to kiss me—itchy!
  40. Are boys not grossed out by anything?
  41. Has anyone else witnessed their boyfriends cutting their nails in bed?
  42. I have the grossest boyfriend in the world—I just watched him pick his nose!

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